The Ten Commandments of NUFFLE

1. Thou shalt remember: NUFFLE giveth, and NUFFLE taketh away — but mostly NUFFLE taketh away.
2. Thou shalt not question probabilities.
3. Thou shalt not think of risk as unnecessary.
4. Thou shalt block and foul as many players as possible before scoring a touchdown.
5. Thou shalt go for it.
6. Thou shalt roll before thou thinkest.
7. Thou shalt not save rerolls for later, as thou shalt not save thy apothecary for later.
8. Thou shalt laugh at thy opponent’s misfortune and thine own.
9. Thou shalt honor NUFFLE’s judgement and be grateful.
10. Thou shalt remember: NUFFLE hates thee in particular.